time: poof, it can disappear
what is time anyway
can u feel it with ur naked breast
can u eat it for breakfast like flappyjacks
can u apply it in the shower to perhaps maybe ur hair as a cleansing treatment
can it pat ur butt and tell u good game
or wipe the dribble from ur chin?
a recent photo of me
why are u asking me
what do i know
for i am but a grizzled old man
cheeks sunken by endless funtasy summers past
eyes cloudy from premium bud light platinums of yesteryear
alone
naked
trembling
…hello?
even so
i thrust my hand into the darkness
i do this not for me u see
i do it for u – the fan
who demands to pump again
to pump once more
some fans, going absolutely bananas
u see THE UNSHEATHED! has always been “fan-centric”
and so we have no choice
but to wake the beast that sleeps within
hya beast hya
rise up
rear ur beastly head
expose us to ur beastly body
for to be suckling upon ur beastly teet
we must regain our strength
our desire
bit by bit
theunsheathed 