Archive for June, 2012

LA is out of control.

Friday, June 22nd, 2012

children listen and come close to me, i have to talk about something very importy.

it’s not about me, don’t worry, sir scroto is a-o-k.

but there is someone who might not be ūüė¶

and it just so happens to be the second most importy person in THE UNSHEATHED!sphere……

it’s LA guys. ¬†he’s gone loco. i think maybe 4 real this time.

every weekend the guy is putting on a show

every summer night another funtasy summer night.

at first, when our meteoric rise to fame and power sent us to the moon and back

it was cool to see him vibe that vibe out

but now it’s nothing bud rented ford mustbangs, weekend ‘xcursions, platinum, fests, ¬†etc..

is he gone for good? what would this mean for THE UNSHEATHED!?

look at this vicious beast. ¬†he’s terrifying.

i feel like maybe this is my fault.

i feel like maybe if wasnt there for him

to help ground him when he began to identify as a member of one of the top dj duos in the global dance music scene.

that the shock of coming from the hayseed cornfed sticks of nowheresville, Mass

to the rich colorful cultural tapestry that is new york city and it’s surrounding¬†boroughs

was just flat out more than the human brain can handle :/

“why do i have such an angry young man hell bent on going down in a blaze of glory?”

maybe i should take a tip from goldstein n brooks n weiss…

or should i stoke the disco fire within?



PHASE 2 — the reBEEF.

Tuesday, June 19th, 2012

welcome 2 phaze 2: the reBEEF.

bet u thought we were out of ur hair.

bet u thought that if u just liked the facebook musical group fanclub page

that we’d leave u alone.

ha. this is surely ur own folly. for THE UNSHEATHED!

are far too obnoxious for that.

in fact, we spend all day brainstorming ways we can be more obnoxious.

we get it – most of u don’t think this is funny.

we get it – most of you think this is repetitive and uncool.

we effing get it.

so guess what my babes?

we’re doubling down.

that’s right i said it.

time to double down on our digital annoyance strat.

squeaky wheel gets the grease, u tender-slender babes u.

some things u can expect from THE UNSHEATHED! reBEEF going forward:

  • MORE √ľber viral blog post-its
  • MORE¬†scintillatingly¬†brilliant tweets via @THEUNSHEATHED
  • MORE¬†juicy content via unjackable tracks / chuggernaut mixes / etc.
  • MORE updates on where Scroto’s house keys may or may not be
  • MORE news on party boy #1 LA Johanssen / his hay-seed upbringing in the sticks of rural mass / how that has affected his growth into¬†young-manhood¬†/ how he identifies with the global dance music scene / his general vibe

so grease m’up, and get with this disco because we fiddin to ride this bad reputation all the way to the top.