to our loyal fans, the general public, and the people that came to Heathers that one night when I was too drunk to press buttons on my computer,
just kidding, george whipple didn’t feature us on “whipples world”, “whipples world” would explode and his eyebrows would spontaneously combust if he came to one of our residency gigs.
anyways,
Scroto has enlightened me to my spiraling list of personal and professional shortcomings as a human DJ and as the straight half of the international DJ duo THE UNSHEATHED. i am aware that i’m the reason why there is such a lack of great content on our new website, and i have decided that i will be making more of an effort to connect with you on a personal and digital level.
That being said, check out the BRAND NEW LA JOHANNSEN FACEBOOK FAN PAGE! You can like it and even post on my new wall. (also use it if you want to book me for gigs without Scroto, i’m trying to branch out, you guys)
theunsheathed 
this is a really stupid post made by a really stupid person.